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Is it all downhill from here for Altitude?
Altitude Sports and Entertainment Television was launched fifteen years ago today; September 4, 2004. The regional sports network was built by Kroenke Sports Enterprises to compete with what was then Fox Sports Net Rocky Mountain (now AT&T Sports Net) and to provide company-prepared coverage of KSE’s local squads – the […]
Read MoreAs seen on TV: Gardner’s a goner but what about Winge?
When it comes to regional sports networks and the women who work for them Denver’s got it good. AT&T Sports Net (AKA Zombie Root Sports) has the charming and effervescent Jenny Cavnar who’s “Fire Up The Fountains” call was a highlight of the 2018 Rockies season and who brightens every […]
Read MoreYour South Stands Denver Super Bowl 53 wager and prop contest is open to all
South Stands Denver Super Bowl Wagers and Props contest Let’s have some Super Bowl fun! Each player in our contest has an imaginary bankroll of $10,000 to allocate as he or she sees fit across as many or as few of these wagers and props as he or she wishes. […]
Read MoreIs John Elway “Too Extreme For Colorado”?
There was news from Dove Valley today as your Denver Broncos, under the guidance of General Manager and President of Football Operations (AKA the “face of the franchise”), John Elway, traded their second all-time wide-out Demaryius Thomas along with a seventh round draft pick to the Houston Texans for […]
Read MoreI want to cut the cord but Altitude TV has it wrapped around my neck
“Between Avalanche and Nuggets games I tune into Altitude TV nearly every day through the winter months and I watch the Rockies on AT&T Sports Net in the summers. Neither of those channels are available from DirecTV Now, Playstation Vue, Hulu Live, Sling, YouTube TV or any of the other […]
Read MoreAltitude TVs nodding Nuggets girl is a real air ball
“Ally Sturm is certainly younger and arguably hotter than Starks and you can bet that she’s also a whole lot less expensive“ click the read more link below
Read MoreAs Seen on TV: Pull my pork please
“I get that some family members might come into your orbit with different tastes but these parents did such a poor job raising their kids, they bailed out on the Vikings and became Eagles, Cowboys, Steelers and Bengals fans? This is unacceptable.”
Read MoreAs Seen on TV: Stephen A Smith – repugnant asshole
“Did you notice the Stephen A. Smith Oberto Beef Jerky ads have started up again? I guess his ridiculous views on women and violence weren’t enough to scare off the Oberto people, so one of the most repugnant assholes in sports media is back hawking dried beef.”
Read MoreAs Seen on TV: flat stomachs and awful nerds
“Admitting this will not suddenly make me jump up and buy it. Stop admitting it. I liked Domino’s better when they just lied to my face. Lie to use Dominos. Lie to us like the consumer zombies you think we are.”
Read MoreAs seen on TV: your guide to NFL commercial watching
“Burger King ads are plentiful on Sunday and while they urge you to get fatter and don’t look back, Subway at least has the class to pretend it’s healthy. And if yoga mat ingredients and rat anus meat don’t convince you, maybe RGIII and Justin Tuck will.”
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